Switching things up a bit. Today we're heading off to feudal Japan, for a heartwarming take of child slavery and prostitution. That's right, kiddies: it's time for Sansho the Bailiff!
My boyfriend's dad rented Captain America the other night. I was OK with this, mainly because Chris Evans is super attractive and I like WWII stuff. Game on.
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| Walking around with a literal target on your back. |
OK, I don't really have a good explanation for why I voluntarily viewed this film, except that I read the book when I was younger and it was OK in a crappy, guilty pleasure, only socially acceptable when you're a teenager kind of way. And I was bored. And it was free online. Don't judge.
As surprising as it may seem, this is my first go around with the blockbuster juggernaut that is The Terminator. It was kind of one of those film series that I'd always meant to watch but never got around to. It makes our list at #264. Here we go.
Moving along to Boogie Nights, a 1997 ode to porn starring Mark Wahlberg's junk. Is an impressive piece of prosthetic genitalia enough to earn Boogie Nights a position on our list at #536? Yes, apparently so. Does it deserve that spot? I don't know, I haven't watched it yet. I'll get back to you.
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The next film on the list is The Black Cat, a 1934 horror film starring Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. I know what you're thinking. A scary movie from the 30s that has Lugosi and Karloff in it? Surely not! Why, that's as rare a sight as the Loch Ness Monster herself. But there's a reason these two creepers made eight horror movies together and have clocked in probably 500 solo horror movie appearances. They're creepy guys. So creepy, in fact, that The Black Cat earns a position at #969 on our list.
